Today, my little sis turns 25 (Happppppppy Birthday, Ali!), which, frankly, makes me feel really old. In celebration of Ali’s big day, my mom and sis are visiting San Fran for a few days; undoubtedly, we will get Hoegaardens and fries at Frjtz, croissants at La Boulange, and burritos at Papalote. If I know the Garky clan as well as I think I do, we’ll probably hit up the Ferry Building for some Ciao Bella, vegan doughnuts, olive oil samples, and oysters*. If we’re especially lucky [read: if we get organized in time], we might even make it to the Ferry Building farmers market, where we can purchase things like fair-trade cheeze corn!
How was that for an inconspicuous segue? Eh? Eh?
(Don’t worry, sys: this awesome infographic is not your only birthday gift.)
*But actually, Hook will be the only one eating oysters. ‘Scool.